And we were right, they didn't fly away.
One morning while leaving extra early for work for an early conference call, I pulled out of my driveway and as I looked to the right, I saw a chicken moseying around my neighbor's front yard. My first thought and what I said out loud was, "What the hell is that chicken doing?! Freaking chicken! WHAT THE HELL?!" After parking and quickly chasing it for a few seconds, I scooped it up and placed it in the coop--the EMPTY coop. I started to panic. Where were the other chickens? Did someone steal them? Did the angry neighbor deliberately let them out this morning (that's a whole other story)? Did we leave the gate open? Yup, that's the one. Gate = wide open. No chickens to be seen.
I started to run around our property and then up and down the street, looking for three chickens. I found some feathers on the ground and my first (naive) thought was that one of the chickens had started molting and that's why they (all?) left. I had no choice but to get on my call at home while I looked for my chicks. And here's the real humor of the post. I'm pretty sure when I un-muted the phone to actually speak, the other people on the call could hear a COPS-esque soundtrack of me running and panting really hard and loud, with the noises of cars driving past and my shoes clicking against the pavement as I literally RAN up the street in pursuit of my chickens. I'm totally professional when it comes to work.
At some point I saw my neighbor and asked if she'd seen them, I told her I had to go to work and that if she saw them to please put them safely in their coop. Just as I decided to abandon the search until lunchtime, I decided to take one last gander up the street. That's when I saw my neighbor, who not only owns chickens, but horses and other livestock right behind our property. Thank the lord for city cowboys! They are up before the sun and notice EVERYTHING that happens on and around their property.
I pulled up and introduced myself (we've lived here for 2.5 years and we have yet to meet all the neighbors. don't judge me.) I don't know how, but I got the sense that he knew I was looking for my animals.
It went something like this:
Me: "Have you seen three gold hens?"
Jim: "I thought those were yours."
Me: "You saw them?"
Jim: "Yeah, they're gone."
Me: "What?!? What do you mean they're 'gone'?"
Jim: "I saw a fox running away with one in its mouth early this morning. You can't leave the coop open, there are too many animals that will eat them around here. We have racoons and we saw a deer down there last week."
Me: (OMG!) "Sad. We usually contain them, but sometimes we'll let them run around the yard. I think my husband left the gate open last night after we put them away for the night."
Jim: "Yeah, my wife left our coop open one night and the fox killed five of our 22 hens. City chickens are a great idea, you just got to watch them carefully. You'll learn..."
And then I said thank you and drove to work. I was sad that I let my pets get eaten and felt sad for the lonesome chicken.
Luckily, by noon that day, my neighbor called me and said she found two chickens in her yard behind her trash can and put them away safely. I was super grateful. And even more ecstatic that they were alive! After thinking about it for awhile that day, I figured it out. The chickens probably got out early in the morning, were hanging out in the back until they saw Fantastic Mr. Fox, wherein, he came after one and the others scrambled. There's a joke there somewhere...
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| The Bluth hens. No more Lucille Austero, her vertigo must have gotten the best of her. |
Garrett actually has seen the fox since this incident a few weeks ago.
He was out in the back one evening and looked down the hill (our
backyard slopes down into a big pasture/creek bed, hence the name
Hillview). He saw a hefty fox jump our fence and run into the other
yard. We have also since, been cautious as to not leave the gate open after letting them roam around the backyard. I Adore my
chickies.
| Garrett faking looking for chickens. |



















